You say, "So what did you do to get in here?"

He chuckles at you and says, "This must be your first time in the slammer if that's the first question you're askin." He seems only mildly offended and offers you some advice. "If you want to know what someone in here did to get here, you never ask them without tellin them how you got here first."

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You say, "Yep, this is my first time in jail and I'd tell you how I got here if I knew."

You say, "Actually, this'll be my sixth time in the slammer, but nobody ever told me that before."