You say, "Hey. Where am I and how the hell did I get here?"
He explains, "If you haven't figured it out by now, you're in the DC downtown jail. Two cops dragged you in here a couple hours ago, but you were out like a light just kinda droolin all over yourself."
Options:
You say, "Ok then, I guess I should have asked why I'm here, but I suppose you would've told me if you'd known."
You say, "I'll show you droolin all over yourself!", and you take a swing at him.