No such function exists. To see this, use the Mean Value Theorem twice. Let and . Because everywhere, and are differentiable everywhere and we can use the Mean Value Theorem for and on the closed interval . By the Mean Value Theorem applied to on , there is a number such that and .
Now let and , where is as defined above. By the Mean Value Theorem applied to on , there is a number such that and . But then, contradicting the assumption that everywhere. Hence, no such function exists.