You demand to speak with an officer
Eventually they take you seriously and tell you that you were arrested for evading police. According to them, you were testing the sheet of ice you had created in front of the school when they apprehended you. They said you started to flee the scene and ended up slipping and falling on your back knocking yourself unconscious. They jokingly added that you didn't put up much of a fight after that.
Options:
You pay the $10,000 bail and leave.